Love is Hell.

Belongings

“I’ve just been starting to feel that I haven’t fully belonged anywhere in a while, and it’s kind of disorienting.” -me

“Hey, hey, hey. C’mon now. If you don’t belong anywhere else, then you belong to me. You and me, we’re in a two person club, and you belong to it okay?” - you


Proof.

All the prestige and comfort in all the world, could not rival the free nachos and conversation I had at an empty pic nic table, in an empty agency, with my best friend. It’s solid proof:

Pulse alone is no indication of life. 


Analogous sounds dirty.

Jesus is to Drugs,

as capillaries are to highways,

as thirteen year old movie theater kisses are to cobra stings,

as sumo wrestles in Tokyo are to chicken fights in Topeka.

It’s all the same shit. 

Finish this sentence: An analogy is like  _______.


A toast with eggs.

Change is the thing that throws us around- and the hope that feeds us too. May you always stay malleable. May you find worth in empty pockets, but find that yours are full. May you be so lucky as to love something or someone before the clock runs out. May you never have the displeasure of knowing exactly what’s going to happen for the rest of your life, and may you eat breakfast regularly. 


Ladies and Gentlemen.

Let’s be clear.

A woman without clothes on does not a slut make. 

There is a HUGE difference between being a whore, and just being naked. 

If to you my naturally occurring body is inherently slutty,

Kiss my round perfect nekked ass.